No result! Experiment failed! Skewed data findings!
Something short and sweet for the end of 2022 - Fool of Wonder dips you into the petri dish and in under 8.5 minutes, you will emerge fresh and new (albeit rather slimy).
We put the brain of a monkey into a moose! Radio frequencies controlled by killer bees! Acid rain transplant in laboratory louse! A zebra watches sports!
7" lathe cut record limited to 25 copies only. Lathes cut one at a time by Precarian Cuts on clear plexiglass.
excerpt from the insert Precarian Cuts includes with each lathe:
"Note that this lathe cut record was made one-at-a-time, in real-time, by an actual person from plexiglass using an experimental process and 70 year old machines. IT IS NOT A PRESSED RECORD AND MAY HAVE SLIGHTLY MORE SURFACE NOISE OR AN OCCASIONAL LIGHT DISTORTION IN SOME FREQUENCIES, AND WILL SOUND SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT THAN THE ORIGINAL MASTER. THE VOLUME WILL ALSO BE A LITTLE LOWER THAN A MODERN "POST-LOUDNESS-WAR" RECORD, SO PUMP UP THE VOLUME. IT WON'T BE AUDIOPHILE, BUT IT OUGHT TO BE LISTENABLE AND SOUND PRETTY GOOD CONSIDERING THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF IT'S BIRTH."
I think that's a fair assessment, and that being said, I did a special mono mix and master for these, which i think transferred well to the medium. Not to mention-they look fantastic!